Golf Themed Porn

In my top one hundred favorite things in the world, golf and pornography have been solid top twenty, to top ten featured activities for about the last 15 years. After analyzing the positioning verses time line, both of their rankings seem to be influenced by new relationships and or breakups. As I'm presently single, I'm pleased to announce that the two of them are solid top five spare time activities at the moment.

Imagine my surprise when I discovered that I am not the only guy in his thirties with similar interests! After a quick search around the net, I noticed that golf porn is actually more popular than chess porn. Note well; if you choose to Google image search "chess porn" be prepared to see a naked multi-gendered person and a picture of a woman wrist deep in what appears to be herself.

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The beauty of golf porn and what I noticed from most the images I saw was that the women are always smiling, almost laughing like it is a novel thing that they're doing. Yes they probably feel ridiculous but that is not the point. We the viewer are suppose to think to ourselves that what is happening in those images could potentially happen in real life.

Take this image for example. A nice day with friends, you arrive at the 13th hole and voila a naked woman is laughing and sitting on the green. I'm glad the gentleman's ball landed where it did or he would have had to two putt his way around her giant ass.


This is exactly what I'm talking about with golf porn, there is a lack of seriousness and savoir fair that you may find in other genres such as soccer porn or spring break porn.

Three stars for erotic content golf porn, three out of infinity!